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    Friday, February 29th, 2008
    5:02 pm
    (016) February 29, 1977
    I might just be more excited for this Hogwart's Hogsmeade Weekend, than the students are. Merlin, I need a life.
    Thursday, February 7th, 2008
    3:39 pm
    (015) 7 February 1977
    I am finally over that flu that seems to be going around. It was absolutely HORRID. I certainly thought I was about to die.

    I think I might head to Hogwarts this weekend to catch the match. Merlin, I can't believe I miss the students so much now that the Hogsmeade had been cancelled If anyone has any orders from Hogsmeade they would like me to bring along (from Three Broomsticks or any other place), owl me the money and your order and I'll do just that.
    Saturday, January 26th, 2008
    5:15 pm
    (014) 26 January 1977
    Any healers happen to be reading this want to apparate over? I feel like I'm bloody dying. I demand, at my funeral, everyone is served Firewhiskey and Butter Beer. That is my only last request.
    Thursday, January 24th, 2008
    10:16 am
    (013) 24 January, 1977
    I feel absolutely miserable. Everytime I stand up I get into this ruddy coughing fit and end up right back down in bed. I haven't been in Three Broomsticks since Monday, and I really hope the girls are handling things well down there. Oi.

    We're magical, right? Tell me, then, why we can't figure out how to cure the Flu?

    Back to bed I go.

    ( Private )
    Friday, December 28th, 2007
    11:15 pm
    (012) 28 December, 1976
    Why do people make difficult New Year's Resolutions? "Lose 15 pounds", etc and so on. Curves aren't necessarily a bad thing unless its just plain fat, but most people making the resolution to lose weight aren't fat-, just saying. Why don't we make fun resolutions. Like.. "In 1977 I plan to shag more often"? Or you know, for you underagers reading this "In 1977 I plan to snog more often." See? Fun resolutions. As snogging (or shagging) tends to lead to people being genuinely happier and in more pleasant moods, so, why not? Why do we focus on the negative changes and pick our bodies and life styles a part instead of choosing resolutions that are rewarding us to change?

    Food for thought.

    Now the real reason I write. New Years Eve: Party at Three Broomsticks. All night. Etc and so on. Come.
    Sunday, December 16th, 2007
    9:15 pm
    (011) 16 December 1976
    I wish we hadn't had to leave Egypt. It was like an entire different world there, a carefree one. Might have been all the sex-
    Thursday, December 6th, 2007
    12:04 am
    (010) 06 December, 1976
    This weekend is promising to be fun. Students, you may have not heard, however, I want to give a bit of well meant advice. Stay in groups of more than one, and watch out for creepy men. Please. This weekend should be fun for everyone, but you aren't as safe if you wander away alone. Trust me

    ( Private to Self )

    ( Private to John )
    Thursday, November 29th, 2007
    6:27 pm
    (009) 29 November, 1976
    On days like this? I bloody hate people.
    Thursday, November 15th, 2007
    6:39 pm
    (008) 15 November, 1976
    Funny story. For the entire week, starting Monday, one of my regular patrons has been asking me to be his girlfriend. He's this little old fellow, and there's no way it would ever happen, though, he is a sweet ol' geezer. Anyway, back to the story. This guy comes in on Monday carrying a piece of Apple Strudel, struts right up to the bar, and says "Rosy be my girl." I politely declined. Tuesday, he struts in, right up to the bar, this time with a blueberry muffin, and he says "Rosy be my girl." Again I say no. He doesn't get the hint though. On Wednesday he comes in with peanut butter cookies and says "Rosy be my girl." Oh, Merlin. Again, I say no. I feel like an utter prat for having to turn him down so many times, but he's older than my own FATHER. That'd just be. Weird.

    So today, he comes in, brownies in hand, and says "Rosy be my girl." Is it ever going to stop? I politely decline.

    I recieve an owl from Tom (from the Leaky Cauldron) asking me to rendezvous with him this afternoon, simply because he likes to check in on me from time to time. (He hired me right out of Hogwarts, after all), so I head on over to Diagon Alley, and while we're walking about we come across a new bakery "Lufkin's Muffins and More". That's when I noticed the sign. All week they've been giving away free deserts. Lo and behold the SAME deserts the grampa who'd been coming in and asking me to "be his girl" was bringing me.

    He wasn't even buying me the sweets, but asking me out using FREE sweets.

    I'm heartbroken.

    Now there is a lesson in this. Blokes, when you are attempting to woo a girl, first make sure she's in your age range so its not entirely creepy. Second, don't woo her with FREE sweets, go out and BUY some. Otherwise she'll feel like a cheap slag. Birds, if a bloke keeps bringing you sweets, every day, check to see if there's a bakery that opened up near by.

    However, as most of you are students, and will not be in Diagon Alley anytime soon, let me just state, for the record, that Lufkin's is certainly worth eating at.
    Saturday, November 3rd, 2007
    9:21 pm
    (007) 3 November 1976
    You know? I think that Halloween should be everyday. Who needs a holiday for an excuse to dress in provocative fun costumes? Perhaps we should start a uniform policy here, and we all dress like bar whores maids everyday?

    After all, my tips were outstanding that day Men, so predictable!. If I made that much daily I could retire in 6 months.
    Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
    8:14 am
    (006) 16 October, 1976
    Honestly, where the BLOODY HELL is the Magic Reversal Squad? Clearly this weather, that is also in Diagon Alley, and all other MAGICAL COMMUNITIES, is the result of some charm gone wrong. Why can't they get off their incompetent lazy arses and fix it. Three feet of snow? COME ON. SNOW THAT WONT MELT.

    The rain is rather depressing though.

    Now, enough of that... I heard talk that you students were wanting to have a bit of a Halloween Bash at Three Broomsticks during your Hogsmeade visit. I think it is an absolutely splendid idea. Starting at three and going until you lot have to get back to school, we will have a Halloween party here. No bands or live music performances, as I never did get into the "groupie" mentality and, alas, I don't know any musician personally.. But I can offer great food, great drinks, great decorations... Prizes to the best costumes!

    Now, what should I dress as?

    ( Private )
    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
    8:32 pm
    (005) 3 October 1976
    Allegedly someone spotted the Phelps family, very much alive, here in Hogsmeade. I've not seen even a glimpse of them, but MLE officers an aurors alike have been swarming this town. Can't say it's helping business any, can't say it's harming it either. Seems the fewer regular patrons visiting, the more the officers are. (They haven't tipped nearly as nice).

    I'm horrible, sitting here thinking about the implications of this so-called sighting on my business, when I should be worrying about the Phelps family themselves. I suppose, if they are alive, it can give us all a bit of hope. Then again, if they're alive, they clearly have something wrong with their memories, or they could have told someone already "Hey we're the Phelps family and we're fine, thanks!" So perhaps they're a bit off their rockers. Maybe a magical accident? I'm terrified to think of who could have done this to them, and WHAT they could have done, if it was, in fact, on purpose. I'd prefer not to dwell on it.

    Good luck, for all those working on the Phelps case, in finding them. With any luck they will be found safe, and simply a bit addled.
    Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
    8:50 pm
    (004) 19 September 1976
    Would I sound like such a kid if I said that I was excited about this Faire at Hogwarts? A kissing booth! How stellar is that?

    Now I've got a huge favour to ask the blokes of Hogwarts... I'm determined that we, the beautiful women alumnae, will raise more money for St. Mungo's than the crazy ol' blokes. So don't be shy, come get kisses! Yes, that's right, yours truly will be taking a shift at the kissing booth.

    Who wants to team up with me for one of those competitions?
    Thursday, September 13th, 2007
    10:31 pm
    (003) 13 September 1976
    Would I be a horrible influence if I mentioned that someone at Hogwarts should smuggle out an one of the escaped animals to Hogsmeade during the next Hogsmeade Weekend for me?

    The more adorable the creature the better, of course. I've always wanted a pet.
    Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
    12:14 am
    (002) 5 September 1976
    I think you all could use a nice, cold butter beer. Just saying.
    Friday, August 31st, 2007
    2:15 pm
    (001) 31 August 1976
    I'm not even a Hogwarts student any longer but even I am looking forward for tomorrow. You lot heading back to school means one thing: Hogsmeade Weekends are soon to begin.

    This is the time where I add in a shameless bit of advertising (hey, I have to make good use of these journals) and say to you, "Don't forget to stop in the Three Broomsticks for the best Butter Beer around." (Imagine it in a cheesy announcer's voice over the WWN for the full effect.

    Right, then. I'm supposed to be using this journal to give advise to you young'uns. Well, I just did, doesn't that count? Being serious now, which is a rather hard thing to do usually, but if any of you feel the need to talk to an "adult" about any sorts of things, I'm always willing to listen. Trust me, whatever you've said, I'm sure I've heard stranger at work. Speaking of, a proper introduction should probably be in order?

    Hullo, I'm Rosmerta Weber, but for lack of association with the Weber family you can call me Madame Rosmerta. I'm 24 (watch it with the ancient jokes, I am not old) and the owner of the Three Broomsticks. I was a Hufflepuff back in school, and it's hard to believe that the first years when I finished school are about to start their sixth year. Okay I do feel old I worked for about 2 1/2 years at the Leaky Cauldron in Diagon Alley before opening up The Three Broomsicks. And yes, I absolutely love my career path and life ambitions, regardless of what some of the esteemed Hogwarts staff might have said to me when I was younger. More serious about my future, ha! Shows them!

    I'm great at giving advise, I do so all the time at work, so again, feel free to ask! Stop in and see me during Hogsmeade Visits too.
    Saturday, August 25th, 2007
    5:51 pm
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